rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();

function rnd() {
    rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
    return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};

function rand(number) {
    return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};



firstAdjective = new Array("a lax","an unpleasant","a waffling","an inglorious","a churlish","a scabrous","a worthless","a vulpine","a roistrous","an impish","a bouncing","a niggardly","a shrivelled","a shady","an untitled","a cretinous","a swaggering","a scheming","a bombastic","a malodorous","a spivvish","a swindling","a mangy","a slubbering","a poisonous","a workshy","a lugubrious","a pestilential","a slippery","a knavish","a slothful","a dubious","a caterwauling","a scrofulous","a cunning","a flatulent","an impudent","a malignant ","a crapulent","an odious","a blithering","a lazy","a bumptious","a scurrilous","an overweening","a crafty","an insolent","a vomitive","a servile","a pernicious","an idle","a noisome","a fishy","an absolute","a rank","a noddling","a supercilious","a roistering","a snivelling","a scurvy","a blackguard","a fiendish","a lubberly","a blustrous","a fawning");

secondAdjective = new Array("puppy-brained","wrong-headed","scant-witted","addle-pated","bum-faced","bristle-chopped","moon-faced","latrine-loitering","pox-ridden","base-bred","foul-mouthed","snoot-horned","foul-lobed","excrement-caked","hob-nosed","brazen-nosed","lack-witted","rantipole-riding","ill-bred","bumble-footed","sheep-shorn");


theNoun = new Array("rogue","lubber","twerp","ne’er-do-well","varlet","dullard","buffoon","bumpkin","perisher","spiv","coachman’s lob","popinjay","rotter","scoundrel","syllabub of sewage","smellfeast","bunco-steerer","horse-thief","gaberlunzie","renegade","lobcock","nincompoop","moron","upstart","scape-gallows","mandrill","blatherskite","dung-shoveller","jackanapes","tosspot","vulpicide","gadfly","ruffian","gigolo","stinker","mountebank","pustule","sucker-of-the-monkey","braggart","coxcomb","baboon","tawdry","piece-of-eight","pinchbeck","dandiprat","dolt","lout","whelp","tightwad","fop","ill-user of women","arriviste","sneak","clumperton","knave","humbug","mudlark","blade","pinchpenny","charver","tick","vulpinist","reat-catcher","trite","bounder","imbecile","twister","blighter","scapegrace","malefactor","blackleg","idiot","miscreant","scaramouch","ninny","scamp","reprobate","rascal","cuddy-wipe","Tartuffe","chump","parvenu","fellow","bicyle-seat-sniffer","dunderhead","riff-raff","bad hat","pipsqueak",
"pismire","vagabond","snake-in-the-grass","rapscallion","lounge-lizard","cullion","good-for-nothing","bummaree","urchin","bummer","counter-jumper","blackguard","curmudgeon","lackawit","cad","chiseller","skinflint","tradesman","ragamuffin","guttersnipe");




group = new Array("Alchemical Hazardistas","<br>Urban<br>Arcadians","<br>Anarcho-<br>Absurdists","Revolutionary Sybarites");

    
rand1=rand(firstAdjective.length)-1;
rand2=rand(secondAdjective.length)-1;
rand3=rand(theNoun.length)-1; 
rand4=rand(group.length)-1;        
    

theInsult="You sir, are<br>"+firstAdjective[rand1] + " " + secondAdjective[rand2] + " " + theNoun[rand3] + "!";


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