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Calendrical Quiz

Every month The Rt. Hon. Sir Quincey Riddle, Q.C. sets another installment of his Calendrical Quiz. Prizes galore (winners all fixed and stitched up in advance of course - oddly enough one Quincey Riddle seems to win an inordinate number of times. Just goes to show what a legal education does for you).


The Fairpak International 2008 Calendrical Quiz

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The Fairpak International 2007 Calendrical Quiz

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Answers to the 2007 Quiz



My Dearest Flâneurs,

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Sir Henry Farquharson.

Thus tis writ for evermore: 'Pure Premium Putonium Vodka'.






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