Every month The Rt. Hon. Sir Quincey Riddle, Q.C. sets another installment of his Calendrical Quiz. Prizes galore (winners all fixed and stitched up in advance of course - oddly enough one Quincey Riddle seems to win an inordinate number of times. Just goes to show what a legal education does for you).
My Dearest Flâneurs,
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Sir Henry Farquharson.
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